JONESY 11:16 Tue Nov 3
Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
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girl I've been dating for a few months...
her last two relationships (6 months & 4 years) were both with women.
now back on solids.
my work here is done.
ahthankyaw
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
gank
11:20 Tue Nov 3
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That's simply showing off. If you expect us to be interested, we need details. Dirty ones.
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joey5000
11:21 Tue Nov 3
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Does she have a pissbag or a shitbag?
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Pancho
11:22 Tue Nov 3
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"now back on solids" really did make me laugh.
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collyrob
11:23 Tue Nov 3
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"Now back on solids" is a great shout.
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JONESY
11:26 Tue Nov 3
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no colostomy bag. ticked that box, no need to go back.
this is a new box ticked for me, and feeling rather proud!
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JONESY
11:28 Tue Nov 3
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gank...
have to admit, it really is just showing off!
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Josh
11:29 Tue Nov 3
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Is she from Chelmsford and go "missing" a couple weeks back
If so, *doffs cap*
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ooooh Morley Morley
11:32 Tue Nov 3
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Good work JONESY. Having been on both sides of the lesbian turning coin I applaud the effort on getting her off her seafood diet.
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Nurse Ratched
11:36 Tue Nov 3
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Wish I was a lesbian. A proper one, not the lies and half-hearted attempts at being lesbian that some straight women now use as a marketing strategy to interest men.
No doubt the men I have been with wished I had been, too.
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Pancho
11:40 Tue Nov 3
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Oh Nurse.
*pats head*
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Nurse Ratched
11:42 Tue Nov 3
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I also wish I was born with the ability to raise one eyebrow. It would suit my personality.
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Nurse Ratched
11:43 Tue Nov 3
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Oh, and...
*salutes Jonesy *
Credit where it's due, mate.
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JONESY
11:57 Tue Nov 3
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*does touchdown dance*
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Davenport
11:58 Tue Nov 3
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ooooh Morley Morley 11:32 Tue Nov 3
Utter lies.
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Pancho
12:00 Tue Nov 3
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Am I the only one who thinks she sounds like a greedy slag who will break Jonesy's heart?
I'm concerned.
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Mr Polite
12:03 Tue Nov 3
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I love (LOVE) a JONESY Thread
this one is up there.
oh and LINK!!!!
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JONESY
12:06 Tue Nov 3
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she has introduced me to passive/active sex.
kinda one step down from dom/sub, and, as luck would have it, she is 'passive' which means I get to do pretty much whatever I want.
'I want you to push all my bounderies' was the exact quote.
oh my...
no use of the safety word yet, and I've pushed a few!
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Pancho
12:10 Tue Nov 3
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She's been touched.
No question.
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Steve P
12:11 Tue Nov 3
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"No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral. I'll do anything to anything."
Jonesy Nov 2015
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HairyHammer
12:13 Tue Nov 3
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Jonesy one question,
Are you a pretty boy ?
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