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JONESY 11:16 Tue Nov 3
Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
girl I've been dating for a few months...

her last two relationships (6 months & 4 years) were both with women.

now back on solids.

my work here is done.

ahthankyaw

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

gank 11:20 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
That's simply showing off. If you expect us to be interested, we need details. Dirty ones.

joey5000 11:21 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
Does she have a pissbag or a shitbag?

Pancho 11:22 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
"now back on solids" really did make me laugh.

collyrob 11:23 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
"Now back on solids" is a great shout.

JONESY 11:26 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
no colostomy bag. ticked that box, no need to go back.

this is a new box ticked for me, and feeling rather proud!

JONESY 11:28 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
gank...

have to admit, it really is just showing off!

Josh 11:29 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
Is she from Chelmsford and go "missing" a couple weeks back

If so, *doffs cap*

ooooh Morley Morley 11:32 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
Good work JONESY. Having been on both sides of the lesbian turning coin I applaud the effort on getting her off her seafood diet.

Nurse Ratched 11:36 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
Wish I was a lesbian. A proper one, not the lies and half-hearted attempts at being lesbian that some straight women now use as a marketing strategy to interest men.

No doubt the men I have been with wished I had been, too.

Pancho 11:40 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
Oh Nurse.

*pats head*

Nurse Ratched 11:42 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
I also wish I was born with the ability to raise one eyebrow. It would suit my personality.

Nurse Ratched 11:43 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
Oh, and...

*salutes Jonesy *



Credit where it's due, mate.

JONESY 11:57 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
*does touchdown dance*

Davenport 11:58 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
ooooh Morley Morley 11:32 Tue Nov 3

Utter lies.

Pancho 12:00 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
Am I the only one who thinks she sounds like a greedy slag who will break Jonesy's heart?

I'm concerned.

Mr Polite 12:03 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
I love (LOVE) a JONESY Thread


this one is up there.














oh and LINK!!!!

JONESY 12:06 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
she has introduced me to passive/active sex.

kinda one step down from dom/sub, and, as luck would have it, she is 'passive' which means I get to do pretty much whatever I want.

'I want you to push all my bounderies' was the exact quote.

oh my...

no use of the safety word yet, and I've pushed a few!

Pancho 12:10 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
She's been touched.

No question.

Steve P 12:11 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
"No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral. I'll do anything to anything."

Jonesy Nov 2015

HairyHammer 12:13 Tue Nov 3
Re: Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
Jonesy one question,

Are you a pretty boy ?

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